SINGLE SIDE--Slippery When Wet Road Sign Parody--Women's Organic Crop Top

It's about time that the "Slippery When Wet" road sign should be updated to be more anatomically correct.  We would like to propose this design as the new standard.  A tunnel with scenic mountians in the distance.  If you learn how to navigate a slick highway, driving her home can become the greatest pleasure.  Follow the signs, but please don't come too early, she may not be ready.   The organic crop top is soft, comfy, and what's more, made of 100% organic cotton. This premium crop is bound to become a favorite for every eco-conscious buyer. • Material: 100% organic cotton • Fabric weight: 4.42 oz/yd² (150 g/m²) • Slim fit • Side-seamed construction • Blank product sourced from Latvia Size guide   BODY LENGTH CHEST WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH XS (inches) 16 16 6 ¼ S (inches) 16 ⅜ 16 ⅞ 6 ½ M (inches) 16 ¾ 18 6 ¾ L (inches) 17 ⅛ 19 ¼ 6 ⅞ XL (inches) 17 ½ 20 ⅜ 7 ⅛   BODY LENGTH CHEST WIDTH SLEEVE LENGTH XS (cm) 40.5 40.8 16 S (cm) 41.5 42.8 16.5 M (cm) 42.5 45.8 17