Rustlers Blend

The Only Brew Tough Enough to Tame the Wild Morning This here’s a coffee so bold, even the sheriff drinks it before his shootouts. Hand-roasted under the hot sun (or at least in a really hot roaster), it’s got a flavor that kicks harder than a mule in a lightning storm. With smoky undertones, hints of saddle leather (the good kind), and just enough caffeine to make a cactus tap dance, this blend is made for outlaws, cowhands, and anyone who’s ever looked a Monday in the eye and said, “Not today, partner.” Drink it black or with a splash of cream—either way, it’ll put more hair on your chest than a tumbleweed in a bar fight.