Wine Corkscrew Bottle Opener

So, there I was, at the latest gathering where bottled refreshment was a-plenty, but the one tool to access such liquid paradise was as scarce as a napping cat during a vacuum demo. Friends were resorting to teeth, counter edges, and even considering summoning a wizard. Enter the majestic little metal man with arms eternally raised in exaltation—or what we mortals deemed, The Bottle Liberator.As the small metallic hero frolicked from cap to cap, cries of joy echoed through the room. On opening each bottle, he seemed to cheer "I’ve got you “un-covered” folks!