PAD PMS PEST CONTROL (MINKY)

🐛 Exterminate the bullsh*t. Introducing PMS Pest Control—the pad for when your hormones are crawling and every living thing within a 10-foot radius feels like a personal attack. Covered in an entire damn insectarium of bugs, worms, beetles, and flying “hell no’s”—this print is a walking red flag and we love that for you. 💚 Why It’s a Must-Have: Minky topper = soft enough to make you forget you’re bleeding (almost) Visual representation of your inner rage and external ick Ideal for your monthly “I hate everything” meltdown 🚫 Best Used When: You’re about to cancel plans for the fourth time this week Someone says “It’s just PMS” and you contemplate homicide Your uterus feels like it’s being attacked by fire ants Top layer: This cloth pad has a skin-touching layer of soft, plush Minky fabric.Hidden Layer: Zorb infused with silver ions.Bottom Layer: Liquid-resistant 4D Zorb.