Before You Try to Have Sex with Me...

Do you really have time to stalk me for the rest of your life??? Add a little humor and some facts to your life.    Sizing: Additional sizes are available. Just indicate in notes.   Fit: Our shirts/sweatshirts are UNISEX unless specified. Unisex fit is equivalent to a women's fitted tee if sized appropriately. Please reference sizing chart to select the best fit for your gender and size.   Unisex XS = Men’s XS = Women's S Unisex S = Men’s S = Women's M Unisex M = Men’s M = Women's L Unisex L = Men’s L = Women’s XL Unisex XL = Men's XL = Women's XXL