Space Is Dirty Hat | SRT Branded Space Apparel

For the people who know space hardware doesn’t stay clean. 🧪 Product Overview The Space Is Dirty™ Hat is for scientists, engineers, and space enthusiasts who live in simulated space environments — where regolith gets everywhere and testing is never pristine. Featuring a clean SRT logo on the front and the phrase “Space Is Dirty” embroidered on the back, this hat is a subtle signal to anyone who understands what high-fidelity testing really looks like. It represents confidence earned through regolith simulant testing, ISRU development, and real hardware validation. This isn’t generic space merch.It’s for people who do the work. 🚀 What “Space Is Dirty” Stands For This phrase isn’t a joke — it’s a truth. Space Is Dirty represents: Regolith that abrades, clogs, and coats everything Hardware testing that embraces reality instead of ideal conditions High-fidelity simulants used to reduce mission risk ISRU systems designed for harsh, dusty environments Innovation grounded in physics