Space Is Dirty T-Shirt | SRT Branded Space Apparel

Because regolith doesn’t care about clean designs. 🧪 Product Overview The Space Is Dirty™ T-Shirt is for the people who build hardware for environments that fight back. Designed for scientists, engineers, and space enthusiasts who work with regolith simulants, ISRU systems, and simulated space environments, this tee represents a simple truth: space hardware gets dirty, and serious testing embraces that reality. Featuring a clean SRT logo on the front and a bold “Space Is Dirty” graphic with an astronaut on the back, this shirt is equal parts statement, signal, and uniform for the people doing the real work of space development. 🚀 What “Space Is Dirty” Means This phrase isn’t branding fluff — it’s lived experience. Space Is Dirty stands for: Regolith that abrades, clogs, coats, and contaminates Hardware testing that reflects real lunar and Martian conditions High-fidelity simulants over idealized assumptions ISRU development grounded in geology, physics, and material truth I