Phalien: Enamel Pin

"In space no one can hear you cream..." It's 2069 and the crew members of the commercial spaceship "Nutstroker" are on their way home when they get a distress call coming from a nearby moon. Against their cat Bonesy's wishes they decide to check it out anyway. After a rather hard entry into the moon's atmosphere they thrust ahead into the dark unknown. After landing, 6 of the 9 crew members leave the "Nutstroker" in search of those in distress. But just a few short steps away from their spaceship Captain D. Swallows notices a girthy silhouette in the shadows. As he gets closer to the mushroom shaped object he notices it has become erect and catches an aroma of what can only be described as that of bleach when suddenly a volcanic like eruption explodes from the object and covers his face in a green splooge like substance. As he screams in horror "It fucking burns and I can taste it in the back of my throat! It won't go away! Does anyone have some fucking Listerine or a pack of chewing g