What Momma Don't Know Won't Hurt Her: Enamel pin

"When I was your age my mother told me not to get a tattoo of Roy Orbison. But what momma don't know, won't hurt her." From one of the best moments in cinematic history comes "What Momma Don't Know Won't Hurt Her"! A no-quality 1.5" soft enamel pin with epoxy that reminds you to follow your heart while remembering to keep it low key so you don't get your ass beat...because it be like that sometimes. So don't be stu...st..s..stupid and put down the Foosball and pick up one of the most nonsensical pins no one asked for but every Waterboy fan needs! Somebody's momma might even say it's the devil but don't worry, it's really just Roy Orbison. Now be like Captain Insano and show your common sense and bank account no mercy and scoop up one of these right now! And if someone tells you otherwise you just look 'em dead in their eyes and say, "No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Special Ed is right!" Which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack. QUALITY SOLD SEPARATELYMade by the devil in L