Thick High-Viscosity Body Wash - Naval Diplomacy

Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like a junior varsity locker room. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.  That's why Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. The aquatic scent blends notes of fresh water, open-air, and bergamot. Smells like Naval Supremacy. PRODUCT SPECS: 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Bonus: no loofah required Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.   INGREDIENTS - THICK – NAVAL SUPREMACY WATER (AQUA), SODIUM LAURYL SULFATE, SODIUM LAURETH SULFATE, COCAMIDOPROPYL HYDROXYSULTAINE, GLYCERIN, ACRYLATES CROSSPOLYMER-4, COCAMIDOPROPYL BETAINE, ALOE BARBADENSIS (ALOE VERA) LEAF JUICE, HYD