REPTILIAN IN THE MORNING

Rise and shine, fellow destroyer of souls! Enjoy this new lightly toasted morning brew from Last Podcast on the Left and Spring-Heel'd Jack - made from a perfect mix of fresh Kalaxian beanoids, each strand selected for maximum hairiness and length. A perfect formula to expand your pain sphincter, this golden blend gets you going for a full day of orgone harvesting - because we all need a pick-me-up first thing out the 'pod! NOT for Pleiadian consumption Current bean is a dry-process Ethiopian, expect big dried blueberry with light caramel notes. Great for espresso as well! The description says 'lightly toasted' but this roast is still not exactly a light light roast, it's more of a light-medium and in my opinion that makes for a much more sippable daily drinker. This is similar to some of the experimental light roasts this year, which were prepping for this! Only available in 12-oz bags (for now) to help simplify things for me - sorry!! I promise I'll get 32-oz bags for this soon thoug