Any Given Spring Morning - Signed Hardcover

  CONTENTS: Chapter 1: Turkey Hunters: "Often talked about, are men who have gone crazy on behalf of this bird. Rarely mentioned, are those whom only this bird makes sane. Somewhere in the ricochet of each, normality is redefined for a turkey hunter. The rest of the world, if it is still there when he returns, is forgotten." Chapter 2: Peggys & Cemeteries: “In their respective tenures, I learned all I needed to know about the value of a dollar and even more in the lack thereof. I learned that money cannot buy happiness, but broke won't buy you anything. The same principle applies for turkeys—more accurately, turkeys to hunt. You do not necessarily need an abundance, but if you are going to hunt them, you at least need a few.” Chapter 3: Ceteris Paribus: “Turkey hunting, as I know it to be, is handled between a man and a bird. The two exhaust themselves in sanctified warfare until they reach an indisputable conclusion. The results these battles produce are as inevitable as they are