White Pisces - Weather LP

Imagine Sleep or some other totally bonkers stoner rock band from the 2000s is chugging through their set at rehearsal one day. In between songs there's a knock at the door. It's J Mascis, looking a little worn, a tangle of broken cables in hand. "Hey dudes," he says. "Anybody have an SLR I can borrow?" They invite him to wait while they rummage around an old chest of drawers in the corner. He notices an old Tascam cassette eight-track and begins fiddling with the dials. Bored, the drummer begins to play Dave Grohl's half-syncopated beat from "School." Mistaking it for a half-remembered Monster Magnet song, the guitarist scrambles to join in. Liking what he hears, Mascis presses the record button and frantically begins to move mics around. Suddenly the song grinds to a halt as the door slams open. It's Mark Arm from Mudhoney. He's the landlord and he's super pissed because the band is late on the rent...again. "Chill bro," says Mascis to Arm, casually tossing him the knockoff Jazzmaste