NERDORK - GOOD BOY - MINERAL WASH T-SHIRT

Oh-ho-ho, buckle up, my fellow misfits, because the Good Boy Mineral Wash T-Shirt has landed, and it’s here to make your wardrobe do a double-take. This isn’t just any shirt—it’s like the love child of a rock concert and your favorite gaming night, raised exclusively on guitar solos and late-night energy drinks. The mineral wash fabric gives it that vintage, “I’ve lived a little and I look good doing it” vibe, so you’re basically wearing the rebel heart of an ‘80s roadie with the soul of an RPG wizard. But let’s talk about the pièce de résistance: the heavy metal design that proudly shouts “GOOD BOY” across the chest in a font so jagged it could cut through your ex’s excuses. This shirt doesn’t just say you’re good; it says you’re dangerously good—the kind of “good boy” that holds open the door, but only after flexing a little so everyone knows you carried all the groceries in one trip. Slip this on, and suddenly you’re not just dressing for the day; you’re making a grand entrance. Per