BATTLE BEAR - POLO - NAVY

Oh boy, do I have the shirt for you—the person who’s living in that perfect storm of preppy Rowing Blazers meets Monty Python meets Star Cadet chaos, with just a dash of, “I resent academia, but also look darn good doing it.” Enter the pique textured knit polo shirt, because why settle for basic when you can have something that looks like you’re about to challenge a rival university to a duel with fencing foils while quoting Monty Python and The Holy Grail? This bad boy is a cotton/polyester blend, which means it’s soft enough to make you feel like you’re lounging in an Ivy League common room but durable enough to survive the inevitable intellectual breakdown halfway through a philosophy class. And let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: the OG battle bear design, embroidered on the left chest. But this isn’t just any bear—it’s a bear that looks like it’s ready to fight your professor for assigning that 600-page book on “post-modern irony” you never asked for. At a perfect 2 inches,