PURE HUMAN TORQUE T-SHIRT

Imagine this: you’re staring at this t-shirt, right? Hemp green, garment-dyed to perfection, like it’s been to battle and back but somehow still feels like it’s hugged by a thousand baby clouds. The kind of green that says, “I’ve seen things, man. But I’ve come out on top.” Now, this isn’t just any ol’ shirt, oh no! This bad boy is hand-screen printed with a design about hand-screen printed garments—yes, you heard me right. It’s like a t-shirt inception situation. We’re talking about using pure, unbridled human torque here, people. Forget machines, this thing was made by hands that have probably wrestled bears or moved mountains. Well, maybe not bears, but definitely a lot of squeegees. There’s sweat, there’s grit, there’s a whole lot of passion that went into this, and it’s all there on that stamp design, reminding you that this shirt was forged in the fires of manual labor! Oh, and guess what? Almost no shrinkage! That’s right—when you wash this thing, you’re not gonna pull it out of