BEANIE - THIRD EYE BEAR

Oh baby, buckle up because we are diving headfirst into beanie greatness with this one! What we’ve got here is not just a beanie—it’s a masterpiece for your noggin, handcrafted and embroidered in-house with a polyester thread so strong, it could probably hold the world together in a crisis. And on that olive green 100% acrylic beauty? A 2.5-inch three-eyed bear. Yeah, you heard me right—THREE EYES, people! This bear is out here with more vision than your cousin Trevor and its mouth mid-roar like it’s just realized it’s the king of the forest and ain’t nobody stepping to it. This bear isn’t just screaming; it’s roaring through the fabric of reality with three eyes locked on the future. It’s basically a walking, growling prophecy on your forehead. And you know that roar is pure power—like it’s about to lay down some serious wisdom or remind you that you left your keys in the on the freaking counter!  Now, let’s talk about the beanie itself. 100% acrylic—that means it’s soft, stretchy, an