THIRD EYE BEAR T-SHIRT

Oh boy, oh boy, let me tell you something about this t-shirt. This isn’t just some run-of-the-mill, “hey look, I got this from the bargain bin” kind of tee—no, my friend. This is a three-eyed bear t-shirt, and that’s a whole different level of awesome. We’re talking about a bear so intense, so next level, that nature itself said, “You know what? Two eyes just ain’t enough!” So now, we’ve got a bear with three eyes, and it’s not just looking at you—it’s looking through you, into the deepest parts of your soul. And the bear? Oh, it’s mid-roar. Like it just found out it has a third eye and is absolutely stoked about it. I mean, you’d roar too if you were that cool, right? And then there’s the color. Oh man, bay color—get ready. It’s like this smooth, laid-back light blue with a sneaky hint of mint green. It’s like the sky and the ocean had a baby, and that baby grew up to be a surfer who drinks coconut water and somehow always knows where their keys are. Yeah, that kind of chill. Garment-