Too Swag to Sag Unisex Crew Tee
$28.99
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I wish I could quit, but my swag is like a well-supported shelf bra, keeping me lifted and too fly to sag. It's like a helium balloon, always lifting me higher and higher. I'm afraid if I quit, I might never come back down to earth. I'm too swag to sag, but if I ever do, I'll just pretend I'm doing the limbo. How low can you go?
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