Mooses with Bazookas T-shirt + SIGNED Book

Grab a SIGNED copy of Mooses with Bazookas (Hardcover) along with our fun "Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Mooses with Bazookas" T-Shirt! - This new shirt is breathable heather, a poly-cotton blend. - This is a new style of shirt and is sized differently than our other shirts. Most sizes in this new shirt are longer, but other than that are more traditionally sized. Consult the sizing chart below to help with your size choice. See comparison images in our sizing chart (link below). https://sdsmith.com/t-shirts-sizing-chart/  Mooses with Bazookas: And Other Stories Children Should Never Read is a fun collection of stories. It’s exactly like The Count of Monte Cristo apart from the many differences. Our lawyers have instructed us to warn you that reading it may directly cause you to come down with every single disease you are worried about contracting. On the plus side, our nation’s beloved and heroic critics have had their say.“FANTASTIC is not a word that comes to mind.”—Beth