College Youth Shirt

About This Shirt Your college days might just be beginning, and you have a long four or five years of keggers, toga parties, and debauchery ahead of you (oh, yeah...and learning...maybe.) However, your college days may be over. I'm sorry, did we say "over?" Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! No matter what school you attend or where your alma mater may be, everyone is an honorary member of Delta Tau Chi, the greatest fraternity in the history of the Greek system. Fat, drunk, and stupid may be no way to go through life, but anyone who believes that is a fool. Fuck Omega Theta Pi and fuck the crusty, old dean, Wormer. It's time to turn the cafeteria into the Normandy of food fights, it's time to break that hippy's guitar in a stairwell, and it is time to turn up "Shout!" and chant, "Toga! Toga! Toga!" No college experience is complete without this piece of Bluto's wardrobe, and for the college grad who has everything, why not