Not Today, Chaos (Lavender) Goat Milk Soap

Not Today, Chaos – Goat Milk Soap (Lavender) For the days when everyone (including your goats) is testing your patience. Not Today, Chaos Goat Milk Soap is your unofficial five-minute vacation — creamy, calming, and naturally colored with indigo powder for that soft, dusty blue hue that says “I have my life together,” even if you don’t. Scented with pure lavender essential oil, it’s the perfect way to unwind, reset, or pretend you’re not ignoring a to-do list a mile long. This bar combines rich tallow for a dense, luxurious lather with Goat Milk, Shea Butter, and Avocado Oil to keep your skin hydrated, soothed, and suspiciously smooth for someone who spends half their day chasing livestock. Perfect for: Bathing away barn drama Nightly “do not disturb” moments Smelling like calm instead of chaos Ingredients: Goat Milk: Gently nourishes and softens skin Olive Oil: Deep moisture with a silky finish Coconut Oil: Cleans and creates luscious lather Tallow: Adds creaminess and