Eau de Dumpster

Since this is a scent that is released once a year, it is limited edition and therefore ineligible for return. Why wouldn’t you want to smell like a mix of gorgeous wood and rotting garbage with a bit of vanilla to tie it all together? That’s the ultimate scent for April Fool’s, or any time you want to smell strangely intriguing and definitely dirty. Scent Notes: A pile of pine, cedar, and oak firewood with a hint of vanilla next to a dirty dumpster full of rotting bananas, violets, fungus, and a bit of a metallic blood undertone.