Dr. Fantastic's Perfect Solution

Disclaimer: These are fictional stories for a real line of scents, based on the sales tactics of years ago, when products claimed to do everything imaginable. None of our scents are anything but that: scents. They do not, in any way, do anything other than smell good. So please do not try to drink them or think that they are actually miracle cures. They're just perfume! Scent Notes: A bottle of delicious merlot, freshly squeezed lime, a clover field, copper, stormy ocean water. You’re scrolling your social media for the five billionth time today, searching for an article, or a listicle, or a show recommendation, or anything at all actually interesting and worth your time. You switch tabs to a different social media site, looking for the same. Several shopping websites are also open. It’s Friday night, you’re stuck at home, you’re bored and making your way through a bag of chips and a bar of fancy chocolate. You’ve had half a bottle of merlot and you’re on the verge of stalkin