What An Absolute Shit Show - 9oz Jar Candle

Light this 9 oz soy candle when you need a wry, cozy moment of calm in the middle of chaos. The glass jar holds a clean-burning natural soy wax and a cotton wick that throws steady fragrance for 50–60 hours. The label’s vintage-inspired frame and deadpan phrase add a touch of irreverent humor to a bedside, home office, or living room shelf—an honest little companion for slow evenings, recovery days, or a midnight coffee break. Choose from twelve thoughtfully blended scents, from warm Cinnamon Vanilla and Apple Harvest to breezy Sea Salt + Orchid or soothing White Sage + Lavender. When the candle burns down, the jar cleans up beautifully and becomes a tidy vase or trinket holder.Product features- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with 100% cotton wick.- Reusable glass jar that cleans for later use.- Burn time approx. 50–60 hours — ASTM safety compliant.- Choose from 12 scents including Cinnamon Vanilla, Apple Harvest, Sea Salt + Orchid, White Sage + Lavender, or Unscented.- 9 oz (2.8" × 3.