NOTHING IS REAL tote

Being a self-aware simulation created by unseen forces can result in a lot of baggage. That’s why we’ve designed a tote bag! Carry your fears, your deep philosophical questions about the nature of existence, and your lip balm in this beautiful and sturdy canvas bag, featuring our favorite slogan/truth on one side and the Super Deluxe volcano logo on the other. Made with love for an uncertain world.