Everyday Blate 4-Pack

Dimensions: 9" x 1 ⅜" The blate that's equally at home holding a Buddha bowl or a sinful serving of mac 'n' cheese. Let me guess - it's 3 a.m., and you can't sleep? Not surprising, given your two sick children and an unhealthy penchant for late-night doom-scrolling. You're way behind at work, and there's a vague, looming sense that a missed higher calling is what keeps sleep at bay. Your finger is hovering over the "buy" button because some reptilian-brain survival impulse is driving a desperate bid to release a small burst of dopamine, all in an attempt to regain a momentary semblance of that illusory construct we call control. Will it work? There's only one way to find out… But seriously, go to bed. Everything is fine. We're all in this together.