The Only Penis That Matters is Happiness - Unisex T-Shirt

Declare your truth with a bold and playful statement that puts happiness first. The "The Only Penis That Matters is Happiness" tee is more than just a shirt—it's a confident affirmation of self-worth and personal priorities. Perfect for sparking conversations, sharing a laugh, or simply owning your narrative, this tee combines cheeky humor with unapologetic self-expression. Whether you're wearing it out or lounging in comfort, let the world know where your happiness truly lies. This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. .: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)).: Retail fit.: Tear away label.: Runs true to size   S M L XL