Sweet & Spicy Charcuterie

These cute charcuterie boards were made with all the finest ingredients straight from my Nonna's market. They come with a spicy soppressata, cheddar cheese triangles, pepper jack cheese triangles, a fresh salami rose, seedless red grapes, fresh mortadella (mortadel if you're a real one), some fresh granny smith & honey crisp apples straight from the orchard, & a whole wheel of brie topped with the finest local honey.    Jk. These are made of the clay versions of all these things though.  Please, I am begging you, do not eat these. They are not edible. They are made of polymer clay.