Birds Are Not Real Shirt

Once upon a time, birds were creatures who flew majestically through the skies. They were living, breathing animals. Now, that is no longer the case. The U.S. government allegedly killed all the birds, gradually replacing them with spy drones. Conspiracy theory? Have you wondered why you haven't seen any dead birds on the ground in a while? Because they don't exist anymore. Unisex 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton Heather Colors Contain Polyester Buttery Soft Material Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit Superior Quality DTG Print Durable, High Thread Count Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free   Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61