Blue Q Lip Shit (Lip Balm)

Take it from this owl. No really, you can take it - owls don't have lips. Flavored with apple and ginger. Have you ever seen a cuter little kitty eating an ice cream cone on the top of a tin of high-quality, super-moisturizing lip balm? Me either. Flavored with yumtastic pineapple and brown sugar. A lullaby for your lips - sweet and soft and oh so good. The moon is made of Blackberry Honey Lip Shit. You can quote us on that. This truly is trustworthy, loyal and moisturizing. And in all honestly, it's just really good shit. And super tasty. Vanilla Cardamom. Mmmmm. I was hitchhiking on the Amalfi coast when I noticed a convertible buggy barreling up the hillside. At the wheel was a fashionable pup, green scarf snapping in the wind. Did he stop to pick me up? No. Did he toss a small metal tin of lip moisturizer out of the vehicle as he sped by, changing my life forever? Absolutely, he did. Flavored with black cherry and papaya. I've never really understood the whole strapless bathing sui