Pomegranate Jelly: The Greatest Jelly!

What is my favorite jelly and also probably the best jelly of all time? Pomegranate jelly! It is just so delicious. It's sweet, but not too sweet. It's got a flavor that is to die for. It is just amazing and if you've never had pomegranate jelly before you're life is not as good as it could be and you really ought to change that. Please get yourself some pomegranate jelly so that you can finally live a complete life.