Tradwife Anxiety Nosebleed Candle

Tradwife Anxiety Nosebleed Candle From the Chris Galletta Signature Candle Collection For the woman whose Enneagram type is “casserole,” there’s Tradwife Anxiety Nosebleed—a satirical scent tribute to high-functioning denial, cream-of-something dinners, and one too many Pinterest boards labeled “Biblical Homemaking.” This frosted glass candle delivers the unmistakable aroma of ironed table linens, silent resentment, and crockpot shame. Elegant enough to display, absurd enough to raise eyebrows, and comforting enough to burn during a self-care Sunday that ends with quiet sobbing on a freshly mopped floor. "Scent" Profile Top: Earnest misreadings of Eckhart Tolle Middle: Crockpot full of shame and ranch packets Base: Marital silence, lightly dusted with nutmeg Candle Details 11 oz frosted glass vessel with maple wood lid Hand-poured in small batches Natural vegan wax blend: apricot, coconut, and soy Eco-friendly wooden wick for a subtle crackle Phthalate-free fragrance oils for a clean s