Yoda Foot

We believe the scene in the first "Squatch Wars" went something like this... Luke Squatchwalker: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why we can't see Bigfoot now! Yodafoot: [cheerfully] Patience! For the Bigfoot Researcher it is time to eat as well. Eat. [Laughs] eat. Hot. Good food, hmm? Good, hmm? Luke Squatchwalker: How far away is Bigfoot? Will it take us long to get there? Yoda: Not far. Bigfoot not far. Patience. Soon you will be with him. Root leaf, I cook. Why wish you become Bigfoot Researcher? Luke Squatchwalker: Well, mostly because of my father, I guess. Yoda: Oh, father! Powerful Bigfoot Researcher was he. Powerful Bigfoot Researcher. Luke Squatchwalker: Oh, come on! How could you know my father? You don't even know who I am. Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here! We're wasting our time! Yoda: [sighs, looks upward] I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience. Obi-Wan Squatchobi: [voice emanates from nowhere] He will learn patience. Yoda: Much anger i