Hell Passport Notebook

You'd think that getting into Hell would be easy. It USED to be – but like airport travel and filing tax returns, everything is more complex these days. Have no fear! The Hell Passport notebook can make your passage into eternal damnation a piece of Devil's food cake. It looks and feels just like an actual passport with a place for personal information, a passport photo, and useful travel tips. And if you don't have any immediate plans to go to Hell, it also functions as a handy and cool little notebook to jot down your most devilish thoughts. (Warning: the pages are not flame retardant, so keep your passport a safe distance from the burning brimstone, okay?) Ruled pages to keep track of all the goings-on in your circle of Hell. 3.5" x 5". 64 pages. By Unemployed Philosophers Guild