unattended children will be taught a summoning circle, and given a goat Sticker

  Keep it weird (and hilarious) with this bold 3-inch round vinyl sticker featuring two cheerful vintage kids, a warning no one expects, and a whole lot of occult mischief.   Sticker text: “Unattended children will be taught a summoning circle & given a goat.”   Perfect for:   Witchy moms Chaotic babysitters Teachers with a dark sense of humor Anyone who loves goats, vintage kitsch, or casting spells     Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, grimoire, or broomstick — wherever warnings should come with a punchline.   ✨ Details:   Size: 3 inches round Finish: Weatherproof, waterproof, and scratch-resistant vinyl Aesthetic: Retro vintage, witchy humor, dark cottagecore     This is the sticker your inner goblin auntie has been waiting for. Chaos? Authorized.