AAI John Copper Coin 1 oz

  By now most of you know about the inter-office rivalry I have with Emily Johns AKA “The Queen of Coins”. It all started in Key West at the vibrator races for charity. Emily won 3 heats vs. my 1. At a three-vibrator-to-one disadvantage, I was the clear underdog. Against all odds, I emerged victorious.  Calling upon all the wisdom and knowledge I gleaned from my vibrator race triumph. I plan on turning my disadvantage into my greatest strength.  Sure, Emily’s is a coin of firsts – She’s the first woman on a coin. The first dog wearing a mirror ball helmet on a coin, etc. Not bad. Mine is also a coin of firsts. Never before has a man getting an anal probe from aliens been so expertly etched on a proof coin. I’m really taking it.  IMPORTANT NOTE: ITEM NOT ELIGIBLE FOR DISCOUNTS OR FREE SHIPPING. Please allow up to 6-8 weeks for your coin to ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these coins, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS. Master-crafted from solid copper, these coins are more tha