Rock Hard Cafe Hoody

Rock Hard Cafe Hoody

$50.69
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"HARDER THAN A ROCK" Listen up and get ready. EVERYONE knows about that one place with the tee that you get after you eat some food that's easily forgettable. You know what's not forgettable? You wearing this hoody in public. Do you have any idea how many times you will be the center of conversation with all of the strangers passing by you with this incredible hoody on? Neither do we, but hypothetically it's at least 69 conversations per day. Everyone knows you have rock hard abs under that belly. We all know. BY THE WAY: We pay way more for better quality because quantity is for the peasants. Buy this hoody now.   .: 80% combed ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester .: Medium-heavy fabric (8.25 oz /yd² (280 g/m²)).: Regular fit.: Runs true to size.: Tear away label

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