Rock Hard Cafe Tee

"HARDER THAN A ROCK" Listen up and get ready. EVERYONE knows about that one place with the tee that you get after you eat some food that's easily forgettable. You know what's not forgettable? You wearing this tee in public. Do you have any idea how many times you will be the center of conversation with all of the strangers passing by you with this incredible tee on? Neither do we, but hypothetically it's at least 69 conversations per day. Everyone knows you have rock hard abs under that belly. We all know. BY THE WAY: We pay way more for better quality tees because quantity is for the peasants. Buy this shirt now.   .: 100% ring-spun cotton.: Heavy fabric (6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)).: Relaxed fit | True to size.: Soft-Washed   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Width, in 18.25 20.25 22.00 24.00 26.00 27.75 29.75 Length, in 26.62 28.00 29.37 30.75 31.62 32.50 33.50 Sleeve length from center back, in 16.25 17.75 19.00 20.50 21.75 23.63 23.63