I Joined A Cult And All I Got Was This Lousy Bumper Sticker

For the spiritually curious and the chronically unserious. This glossy bumper sticker captures that perfect blend of regret and irony because sure, you joined something, but at least you got merch. With its retro comic-book vibes and bold, distressed lettering, it’s giving “midlife crisis meets Etsy core” energy. Slap it on your car, laptop, or altar of questionable decisions. Glossy waterproof bumper sticker for anyone who’s ever joined something weird just for the aesthetic. ✨ Details Same high-quality glossy vinyl as our die-cut stickers Waterproof, UV-resistant, and outdoor rated Measures approximately 3 inches tall × 8.5 inches wide Full application & removal tips available on our website Perfect for bumpers, laptops, mirrors, windows, or anywhere needing a little personality Designed by Izzy 💖 and printed, cut, and packaged right here in our shop Ships fast from The Funnel Cake Tree