Rush Tribute Band Tee

Call me old fashioned but when I first saw that Tim and Annie Lebowitz were “looking for a third” on Tinder I thought that they wanted someone to join them in a casual threesome. I thought they were just a Jim and Pam looking for their Dwight but it turns out they were Geddy Lee and Neil Peart looking for their Alex Lifeson to round out their Rush tribute band. To be fair I don’t speak a word of Italian so when I read on their bio that the ideal candidate could proficiently play La Villa Strangiato I assumed that they were talking about some kind of Venetian sex act. Granted, I agreed before knowing what that particular sex act was but I’ve done some pretty freaky stuff before and I assume the skills transfer. Needless to say, I quickly found myself playing the solo to ‘Subdivisions’ instead of subdividing ass cheeks as initially assumed. I mean don’t get me wrong, I like Rush. Neil Peart is an amazing drummer and Geddy Lee reminds me of a nice grandma. That said, I would much prefer t