Scared Of Drugs Tee

MILWAUKEE — Thomas Hannigan, a 22-year-old with a family history of addiction and psychological disorder, is acting like a “complete baby, chickenshit buzzkill, and probably a fucking virgin” with regards to drug and alcohol use, according to multiple witnesses. Hannigan’s attitude sent reverberations throughout the Wisconsin music scene. “After a show last night, I asked him if he wanted a hit of this dank-ass weed I was smoking,” said local bassist Geoff Waxler. “But then he was like, ‘No thank you,’ and said something about a long drive home.” “Fucking nerd,” added Waxler, who was later arrested for urinating on a parked sedan. The emasculating accusations have made Hannigan a little defensive. “It’s easy to [be a complete fucking pussy about drugs] when you grow up seeing the damage that shit can cause,” said Hannigan. “I’m just trying to break the cycle here. Most people are lucky enough to not have to drive their mom to work because her license is suspended, or to regularly visit