Italian Suede Trench

Italian Suede Trench Scene-Stealing 101. Crisp autumn days like this make you positively giddy. Five blocks to Harry’s for your favorite latte. You throw on your chic autumn armor— rose gold sunglasses and this suede trench. Down five flights of the walk-up, you hit the streets to find a P.A. blocking your path. “Quiet please, we’re shooting,” he quips. “I’m walking,” you reply. You blow through the nauseatingly artistic shot. Producers scream. The P.A. flees. The actress you recognize from that dog movie chuckles, amused by your lack of amusement. “You!” You push down your sunglasses to find the handsome French director (yes, he’s handsome, and yes, you have a pulse) charging forward. “I want you in my shot.” He snaps his fingers in mid-air like a mating call. Commence the eye-roll (yours) heard ’round the world. You push through the crowd as the director goes on and on about raw charisma and edginess. Good god, these people. Well, you’re not entirely innocent. Italian Suede