WITTY WOMEN 2026 CALENDAR

Because sometimes you’re crushing it… and sometimes you forget what day it is. Enter the Witty Women Desktop Calendar, where sarcasm can be a part of every day. Featuring twelve laugh-out-loud sayings from our favorite sassy ladies, this calendar is the perfect way to keep track of your days without losing your sense of humor. 12 SNARKY EXPRESSIONS: A new gem of sarcasm every month—from “My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats” to “How do I politely tell someone that I want to hit them with a brick?” Consider it your daily dose of truth-telling. COWORKER-APPROVED: Whether you’re gifting it to your office bestie, your work wife, or that friend who really needs a laugh, this calendar guarantees smiles (and maybe a few side-eyes). PERFECT SIZE: 5" x 7" calendar cards slip into a crystal-clear acrylic frame that’s sturdy, compact, and looks great on desks, nightstands, or kitchen counters. FANCY FRAME INCLUDED: High-quality acrylic frame with magnetic corners, double-sided disp