THERE IS NO SUCH THING...

Let’s Talk Napkins. Most cocktail napkins are an afterthought. You grab a stack because you’re supposed to, not because they spark joy. But these? These are different. These are the napkins Jerry Seinfeld would probably hand you himself, after delivering a perfect one-liner and raising his eyebrows just so. Printed with his gem of a quote—“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family”—they’re not trying too hard. They don’t need to. The line does all the work. It’s the kind of truth that makes you snort into your martini, which, incidentally, they’re also excellent at mopping up. And yes, they’re perfect for the holidays. Or dinner parties. Or any occasion where the crowd could use a dose of truth wrapped in humor. Which, let’s be honest, is most occasions. Why buy them?Because they’re useful, well-designed, and they’ll actually make people laugh. Which is more than you can say for most holiday centerpieces.