🕯️💥 “I’d Shank a Bitch for You” Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics! 🔪✨

🕯️🍋 "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle – Infused with Situational Ethics 🔪 Celebrate loyalty with a wicked twist! The "I’d Shank a Bitch for You" Candle is made for those ride-or-die friendships that are as deep as a detective novel and as unpredictable as reality TV. Infused with situational ethics (and a whole lot of sass), this candle is your badge of honor for friendships that thrive on chaos, laughter, and a little bit of mischief. Scent Profile:🍋 Lemon Drop Martini – Because if you’re going to have each other’s backs, it should smell like happy hour gone hilariously wrong. Why You’ll Love This Candle: 🔪 Loyalty with Attitude: The perfect gift for your bestie, partner-in-crime, or anyone who always has your back. 🕯️ Long-Lasting Burn: 9oz size with 40+ hours of burn time—because true friendship should outlast even the wildest night out. ✨ Conversation Starter: Guaranteed to spark laughs, side-eye, and maybe a few inside jokes. 🎁 Epic Gift: For birthdays, Galentine’s, or just bec