Time Capsule: Vintage Newspaper 3-Pack

For many years The Onion has kept its newspaper archives in a safe, dry room away from the prying hands of newspaper thieves and foul odors. The editorial board knew that these historical documents would be important one day, and that day is finally here. We are selling a collection of three hand-picked issues of The Onion sent to you in a beautifully decorated dossier, right to your doorstep. The amount of pleasure these will bring cannot be measured. But if you were to try, it would be “high”. FEATURES:• Special Collector's Packaging• 3 hand-picked copies of vintage Onion newspapers from a vast selection of historic print issues, making each Time Capsule unique