When The Edible Hit Sticker

I'm looking for the strain that makes me plop down in the couch like a stupid little beanie baby platypus when it hits.  Sticker measures 3.75 x 2.5 inches and has a matte finish. Materials and Care:✿ fully waterproof✿ Feature UV screening to protect against weather and sunlight✿ 2-4 year minimum outdoor life Perfect sticker for your laptop, water bottle, notebook, and even your car!