24-Seven Pump T-Shirt

The humid Bangkok night clung to me like a second skin as I emerged from the gym, sweat-drenched and starving. My muscles ached, craving a protein fix, but at 3 AM, even the most tenacious street vendors had called it a night. Wandering down a dimly lit alley, the scent of jasmine and something vaguely fishy hanging in the air, I stumbled upon an unexpected sight. There, nestled between overflowing bins and a flickering neon sign advertising "questionable massages," was a 7-Eleven vending machine. Not just any vending machine, mind you. This one was decked out in the vibrant colors of "24-Seven Pump," its logo emblazoned across the front. Hope surged through me. Could this be the answer to my protein prayers? I peered through the grimy glass, my eyes widening at the bizarre concoctions within. Squid-flavored protein bars? Mango-chili energy drinks? And what in the world was a "Durian Power Blast?" Just when I thought it couldn't get any weirder, I spotted it – a "Chicken-Strawb