I do not spew profanities Sticker

For the refined woman who happens to have a creative relationship with the English language, this sticker delivers pure sass with a satin glove and a perfectly timed eye roll. Featuring the iconic line “I do not spew profanities, I enunciate them clearly, like a f*cking lady,” it’s for anyone who swears with confidence, clarity, and impeccable diction. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, phone case, planner, car, or anywhere your inner chaos needs a little class (and a lot of attitude). 🖤 What You’re Getting•    A high-quality glossy vinyl 2.5" sticker•    Water-resistant, weatherproof, and emotionally supportive😌 Perfect for:•    Classy potty mouths•    Office workers who swear professionally•    Teachers, nurses, servers, baristas, and women who do it all•    Best friends with elite sarcasm•    Lovers of bold, feminist, and unhinged humor *Stickers are water-resistant but are not designed to be submerged underwater for long periods of time. I do not spew profanities. I enunciate t